That Guy

V1:

Goddamm there's a lot of advice

On how to be that guy

That gets all the girls swooning by his side

But I don’t know if I buy it

If I can even try it

Chorus

Make her sweat, make her wait

Dribble interest like dropping bait

Be a little toxic, a little bit obnoxious

If you want her heart to flutter

Get her to melt like butter

Get her walking on the wire

String her with a fine line

Tell a couple white lies

With a twinkle in your eye

But I don’t think I can be that guy

That guy you see online

V2:

I fall a little too fast

Ignore all the red flags

Instead of staking my own

Don't keep too many numbers in my phone

Keep getting told I'd be better off

(If I)

Chorus

Make her sweat, make her wait

Dribble interest like dropping bait

Be a little toxic, a little bit obnoxious

If you want her heart to flutter

Get her to melt like butter

Get her walking on the wire

String her with a fine line

Tell a couple white lies

With a twinkle in your eye

But I don’t think I can be that guy

That guy you see online

Bridge:

Just want something true

Not playing games

Would rather act my age

Even if it makes me a fool 

Chorus

Make her sweat, make her wait

Dribble interest like dropping bait

Be a little toxic, a little bit obnoxious

If you want her heart to flutter

Get her to melt like butter

Get her walking on the wire

String her with a fine line

Tell a couple white lies

With a twinkle in your eye

But I don’t think I can be that guy

That guy you see online